Friday, January 12, 2007

Free Fallin' Friday

I'm probably about to offend lots of people here, but never let it be said I left the thing half-done. :)

I recently discovered there is actually a new fiction genre out there--Christian Erotica. Yep. It's true. And, if like it did to me, this comes as news to you, I hope you weren't drinking something when you read it. The first time I saw it, I thought it was a joke. They're kidding, right? I mean, isn't that an oxymoron? What's it about? What defines it? Is it because they scream "Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God" in the throes of passion? Is it Jim Bakker's life story?

Apparently not. From what I can gather, it's hotter right now than a simonist in the eighth circle of hell. I still can't wrap my head around it. Maybe that's because I spent so many years in a fundamentalist Christian cult (sad but true, and probably TMI) so I can't imagine what this could be like or who would read it. Just boggles the mind. Are they giving them away as prizes during Bingo? Does the marquee outside the church read: Our fundraiser needs your support--come Sunday for pancakes and porn!

OK, I'm sorry. In fact, I know of a very talented writer who is writing one now, and I'm sure she can pull it off, though even she admitted to struggling with the concept. So with that in mind, I'm offering my sincere (and I do mean that) apologies to the writers and buyers of CE. I may not be able to understand it, but that could be because I'm a mannerless cretin who giggles during church. Ask anybody.


  1. Pardon this, but I can't help it ...

    "He thrust his cross inside of her, harder, harder, so hard that she could take it no longer and orgasm came like a hail of Marys."


  2. ROFLMAO. Obviously Insct is going to hell. I'm going to hell for loving it.

  3. We can have a party while we're there. I'll save you a seat. :)

  4. Ohmigod, Insect! You just made me crack up! That is SO funny.

    I couldn't do it, just couldn't get my head wrapped around the idea. It somehow offends me. I sense it's because it speaks too close to "this is what you should believe."

    No offense to God and all, but ... I'd just as soon have some privacy in my bedroom. :-)

  5. Interesting, Spy. I enjoyed reading about your journey into the realm. :)


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